The Matchmaker is Back!

PPPAAATTTIIIIII!!!!!

Alright, so I can barely hold back my excitement. Tonight, season 7 of the millionaire matchmaker premieres. Now, I know I’ve posted about this in a previous post, however I have new updates. I watched a few sneak previews and the season looks like it’s going to be incredible!

Patti’s first client of the season is the typical ugly 40 year old that thinks he’s 25. He literally lies to people and tells them that he’s 30. Also, he tells people that he’s 2 inches taller then he actually is. Ok bud, let me set something straight for you. 1. Most people look their age. Nice try saying you’re ten years younger than you actually are because YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE 40. Weeeiiirrrddd. Also, you lie about your height? I have to admit, I am rather tall so I can’t relate to this man’s struggles. However, don’t you think people are going to notice? You can’t control your height. Just deal bro.

http://www.bravotv.com/the-millionaire-matchmaker/matchmaker-first-look#

Well I have no doubt in my mind that the wonderful Patti Stanger will put him right in his place. Also, the guy from True blood is on the season premiere tonight! I forget the character’s name (to be honest I’m not a True blood fanatic) however, I’ve seen it a few times and I know he’s on it!  Be sure to hit up Bravo tonight for the season premiere on The Millionaire Matchmaker!

A New Kind of Facial

Last night on the RHOBH, nothing too exciting happened. That was until they showed the “new way” to get a facial. This is absolutely terrifying. Getting an electric facial has just become one of my top 20 new fears. Yikes.

Fights, Gossip, and Spin-Offs, Oh My!

It was a very exciting Monday nightfor the television network Bravo, as the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (RHOBH) and Vanderpump Rules premiered their new seasons.

The RHOBH was chop full of drama. Now for those of you who have never seen the show, basically the show follows around women socialites who have so much money it’s basically flooding out their crappy nose jobs.

The show took off right where last seasons reunion left us. Basically, everyone is now frienemies. Kyle, and Lisa are bickering every 5 seconds, and Brandy and Yolanda hate Kyle- yet still went to her cocktail party (awkward af). Also the rumor still exist that Yolanda some not so nice words about Lisa to Kyle. But, Lisa doesn’t believe Kyle…..

Ok let me approach this for one moment. I am 100% team Kyle. She is the realest out of all of them. Lisa, are you really going to believe Yolanda over Kyle. Just look at Yolanda’s face. She looks like a sneaky ass fox.

^WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY YOLANDA? 

This season also premiered two new housewives. First there’s Carlton ( yes she is a women named Carlton). She’s from some part of England. And that’s basically all we know about her. Oh ya also her kids names are Destiny, Mystery, and Cross. Ok, good try for being original Carlton but WTF. Destiny, ok that’s a good name choice- but Mystery and Cross? Why would you give your kids nouns for names? I don’t get it.

Then we got the pleasure of meeting Joyce. Joyce is an energetic, fun, and beautiful young housewife who, like Kyle, also seems to be very real. For example, when Carlton told her the names of her children she was the only one to give a surprised look. Then Carlton got all upset about it. Like hello your kids names are weird! And she can’t even lie she totally named her kids cross and mystery for the attention value. Basically, Joyce has a new fan. As for Carlton, your have a new frienemy 😉

Oh ya I almost forgot about Kim! Kim is still great! The only drama she has is that her dog chews everything is her house. She’s also managed to stay completely sober! You go Kim!

So, since there there is so much to talk abut from Vanderpump Rules (which is based off of Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant staff -___-) I think I’m going to keep that to my next post. Until then see you next time!